Now, I know this fellow is a bit young for most of our tastes, but imagine him a few years older. He's filled out a bit, but he's still kind of a skinny guy. Nice looking, but not gorgeous. You've been introduced to him and he seems like a decent sort, so after a few drinks and some conversation, you figure, what the hell, and decide to either go home with him or let him into your house.
In five words or less, let's hear your comment when he whips THAT out of his boxers.
The one that makes me laugh the most wins a free PDF of Small, Medium, and Large!
And he is most definitely large....
23 comments:
YESSSS JACKPOT!!!!! LUBE PLEASE
STAY AWAY!! I ran like hell in the other direction.
I would add 15 years and a sultry smile. My comment would be either the femme fatale "Is that a python, or are you just happy to see me?" or the more realistic "Squeee, yes, yes, YES!" *happydance*
"Wanna play 'Hide the Weenie'"?
"Aren't you all grown up!"
LOL! Good ones! Keep 'em coming!
It's always the skinny guys. Wowza!
Hi Marie! Ain't that the truth? You see skinny guys all the time who eat like horses and never gain an ounce. Now we know where they've been putting it. ;)
If you rub it a genie will pop out and grant you three wishes. :D
"My tonsils are sooooo itchy..."
Hope you know how to use that!
That thing'd better not go off half-cocked
O M G....faints
"is that natural?"
what i want to say but wouldn't fit is "is that normal or am i just special?"
Almost forgot....Pop goes the Weasel! :o)
"So...does that third leg give you more pleasure than pain?"
"I'm thinking you're the locker room hero, eh?"
Supercalafragilisticexpaladocious!!!!!!!!!
"Don't mind if I do!"
If the limit was 9 words:
"So. Here we are. Just the three of us."
"Small?! Medium?! How 'bout LARGE!!"
All good ones, but there can only be one winner. Check Thursday's comments for the contest results!
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