Darn, I wish this thing came with instructions!
O>M>G!! Spit and sputter!! BRACE YOURSELF!! this is going to hurt you alot more than it does me.
"I've got the nail...who wants to hammer?":o)
Mr. Sandman makes his usual stop at Alicia's bed, where he drops a bit more than just sand.
You get back here right now!!!
Hey - where did my 60 go??!!
Bottoms Up! :D
"Okay my imaginary friend, let me show you my "hole in one."
"This would be my famous "pile driver" move."
"Houston...launch in 5, 4, 3,...."
The delete was a typo. Let me try again;)"You're my bitch now."
Michael Phelps dives off the head board, he comes in ahead by a footlong.
"I can flip pancakes with it too." *cheeky grin*@Cory...I missed the bottoms up you posted. :o)
Yes, they do call me Tripod.Just pretend like you are milking a cow with one udder!Its a bird,its a plane, it Superdick!
It helps to have a kickstand.
"Houston, we have liftoff! The rocket has launched."
why can´t you show this shape when i stand? he grolls...
hey great! i lay under you (69) and then we can play ball and sticks...lol
"Are you under there, Invisible Woman?"
You ladies never cease to amaze me! Every one of your comments made me chuckle, but Nancy takes the cake with the "pile driver move." Too funny!
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