"If I drink this blue stuff, my woody'll come back? Promise?"
LOL this picture just makes me laugh so hard. It's so great.
Here's a drink to my dink! May it never shrink.
Cheryl has all her Cats Mastered.And our Ben's standing on his couch trying to get PlASTERED.Because he was a Virgin once until he got it MASTERED.Now he let's it all hang out, and thinks being a STUD he's MASTERED.
"Now if I just stand here long enough, the perfect wave will come and maybe so will I."
Well, I wanked and screwed 'till my dick fell quit, and now they want me to drink the "Blue Cocktail of Viagra" until it comes back up again...What the hell, I'm young, and I don't think I can break it...
"Caught ya lookin'! How's this for a skyline folks? One more blue drink-ini, and I'm ready to hit the beach!!!"
I tend to lurk a lot in here, but this was just too hilarious for me to pass up!"While cavorting in his kinsmen's condo, Willy's winkie wilts when he spies several senior citizens--and his grandma."
I hope this new Zenithian special mix does what the label promises.
Just "hanging out" in South Florida!
Okay, so far, Suzy is in the lead...
"The Blue of these Martinis,while deeper than the blue of the seas,and stiffer than the clear blue sky's breeze,pales to when Alicia blew from her knees!Revive! O' please! My little wease'..."
Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...it's only down because I had to take a whizz! All the king's horsemen and all the king's men...have guaranteed me I shall get it back up again!!!!
LOL. We might have a tie now...
1. Looking at this drink makes me wonder if I peed in the nice blue ocean would it turn green?And2. You don't want to know how many of these it's taken me to fill up that ocean ~ poseidon.
One for the money..Two for the show...Three to get ready...and four to BLOW!!!
Oh,I'm suppose to drink it, I thought I was suppose to dip my weasel in it. No wonder he shrank the drink is ice cold!
LOL! Lots of good laughs here today. Will post the winner tomorrow!
It's AL in wonderland: "Crap, I mixed it up! The red cake will make it grow, The blue drink makes you shrink, Dammit!"
please please dont drink that joy juice it wont work on you give it to meeeeee!
...and now to drink my "miracle grow"!
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