This nice guy Derrek was standing dressed in a suit on the street corner with a sign. I need a job, it said. I will work for food.
So I picked him up and took him to the house. He looked safe. I trusted my instincts.
So I brought him into my bedroom office. I asked him what type of work he did, and what skills he had to offer.
He said he didn't normally work with this much clothes.
I said "OH, What do you do?"
He replied, with a bit of a Irish accent, "I'd rather show you, my lady, what I have to offer my clients." Then he asked if I had a spot of tea.
"Yes, sure," I said. So, I went to the kitchen to get us some tea. Wait a minute. I thought I had heard a pants zipper. ACK!!! I almost dropped my teapot and cups. Yes, he had unzipped his pants and had pulled out all his Dangling Participles. IT WAS HUGE and they were hanging there out of his pants. I took and big sip of tea. I said, "What! What are you doing?"
He said, "Isn't it obvious? I'm getting more comfortable for my job interview." It was at that moment, I noticed the gleam in his green eyes, and noticed a shamrock tattoo.
HMM!!! I thought, maybe this wasn't the best idea. But then again, maybe it was a very good idea. Like I told you, Life is Short, Break the Rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh Uncontrollably, and never REGRET anything that makes you SMILE. And I was smiling.
He didn't stop there. I'll let the pictures fill in the blanks. While I catch my breath.
The last coherent thought I had was: I think maybe I found a pot of gold on Top of this Morning or maybe just a horny Leprechaun.
Whatever!!!. My Not soare Smilin'!
He's a Diamond in the Rough.
But I think he does have possibilities. Do you think we might give this horny little leprechaun a chance on WWW someday? What do you think?