Well, ladies, I did my best. There are no Google images of a real dick dressed up like a hot dog, and though I have three males in my household, I doubt that any of them would pose for such a picture. I did find a rather ingenious method for cooking weenies for a crowd, though I believe it would work best with a new, unused rake.
Then there are these charming little peppers that look like they'd set your mouth on fire, which, depending on your preference, might interest some of you.
These cream puffs are cute, and though they may look tasty, cream puffs are always a bit of a letdown for me. I'm sure they would squirt cream in your mouth very nicely, but the flavor is usually lacking.
Sausages are juicier than hot dogs, which is a plus, and they have more flavor. As for what I like on my hot dogs, well, mustard, relish, cheese, chili--you name it.
However, I must admit, I prefer my dicks plain.
I almost forgot! We're having a recipe party on Casablanca Authors Blogspot today. Come on over!